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by a_poke_in_the_mind @ 2007-05-23 - 14:32:49

Bits & Pieces

Have you noticed that Republicans are no longer pushing to have English made the official language of the U.S.? Do you suppose they realized that if English was made the official language, not being able to speak it just might be an impeachable offense?
"If we leave, they’ll follow us home." How many times have we heard that line? Does anyone remember that in Afghanistan the Russians fought mostly the same folks we’re fighting now? After about eight years the Russians gave up and went home. They didn’t win. They just left. And nobody followed them home to Russia. How can anybody say they’ll follow us home if we leave, when the same enemy didn’t follow the Russians home when they left?
I mentioned to somebody that Saddam and Osama were enemies and Saddam had nothing to do with 911. They replied that Osama had a training camp in Iraq before 911, so they must have been allies. That’s like saying that because Timothy McVay and Terry Nichols lived in Michigan and were members of the Michigan Militia it follows that the State of Michigan was allied with them.
Do you know what an escape goat is? An escape goat is similar to a Trojan Horse – it’s big, made of wood and you can get inside. The way it works is that when the Trojan Horse comes into your castle through the front gate, you go out the back gate in the escape goat.


 
 

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